A Twitter friend, @cthon1c, just Tweeted this. Twit this. Twote? A boy named Andrew Sullivan broke my foot in third grade. But it wasn’t this Andrew Sullivan. I remember thinking, “One day, when I’m an adult, I’m going to tell people that ANDREW SULLIVAN broke my foot!” Well, so, here you go. Honestly, I think he didn’t really break it. I just blamed him. Because I liked him. D’uh.

For The Washington Post Magazine article that led to this book, I asked Ann Coulter what she thought was becoming obsolete. Her response?

Maureen Dowd.

I didn’t include people in the book, so this wasn’t discussed. I don’t think people really become obsolete. But, for the article, in the interest of fairness, I asked Maureen Dowd how she felt about Coulter’s statement. She had no comment. And now Andrew Sullivan’s is entering this exciting battle!

Okay, I got one. How is this: Obsolete? Lou Dobbs! Get it? Get it?